Often times we lazies want to simply say “I don’t want to do that” but are often met with the response of, “why not?” Since laziness has such a stigma associated with it, we can give a classy response, feel in control, and put pressure on the other person for inconveniencing us.

Speak and let the mantra, “I can’t be bothered” (or CBB for short). Try it next time someone asks you why you’re not cutting the grass, cleaning the bathroom, or feeding your baby. “I can’t be bothered”, with a simple nose turn up will get those pesky do-gooders off your back.

…and you can get back to the couch. Use it and abuse it today and let us know how it goes, if you can be bothered to leave a comment.

Now that’s lazy.

You can now give the rocks in your Speedo an instant makeover with the Aussiebum “Wonderbra” for men’s crotches. If you want to impress the ladies, and fast, here’s is your lazy ticket to Dateland.

It’s “all natural,” with “no rings, string, padding, or anything.” It uses all your “own parts” to make your bulge as large as possible. [via Gizmodo]

Since this underwear is most likely to ever be seen right before they are taken off, or will be seen by someone who has already seen your package - this makes us wonder. Hmmmm, will it give you a lift or just be a let down.  Ladies, let us know

No lighter fluid? No problem…besides this stuff is just light the match and drop it on the coal.

The cooking part, well, you do that.

Nobody really know what causes shower curtains to invade your personal space while you get clean. The phenomenon, called the shower-curtain effect, make lazy people cringe since we have to fight with the damn thing every morning.

The Shower Bow attaches to the shower rail and uses a metal wire to keep Mr. Annoying out of your life. (Not your husband, the curtain.)

Whatever the cause, air pressure changes, heating cycles, gravity particles, you can now use that free arm now to clean your other armpit for a change.

I appreciate it, thanks.

Makes me want to be lazy, yet strangely active at the same time…

In case your trash can at home looks like this one to the left, avoid taking it out for one more day (or hour) by giving it a good stepping on. Keep your shoes on for this one and just step down as hard as you can to compact the trash. You can often create up to 30% more space with this little trick.

You’re also helping the environment a tad by saving some plastic bags and making more efficient use of the space in the trash and on to the landfill. Most importantly however, is you are leaving the duty and hassle of tying up the garbage and taking it out to your little sister.

Spending energy now so you don’t have to later is what laziness is all about. Leaving work for the next guy? Yeah, that’s being lazy too.

Got any other ways to be lazy with trash - and I don’t mean your friend Tony - let us know in the comments!

Is pretty funny.

Definitely done by someone with our kind of thinking.

The Beerbelly makes you look like a fat slob so you can sneak in beer (or other booze) into baseball games, concerts, and wedding receptions. You’ll not only save money but be able to get drunk at completely inappropriate times by using the tube attached to the fake gut.

The Beerbelly is about $100 with $20 in shipping. It’s worth about 80 ounces of beer per fill and can even be used around the house so you don’t have to get up to get tipsy.

Now if the Beerbelly ain’t lazy, I don’t know what is.

It’s very difficult to be lazy if there is no planet to be lazy on. There are some effective ways to go green without leaving your room.

• Switch to a green energy supplier on the web.
  • This is one of the easiest and most effective things you can do to reduce your energy use - an average household could save 1.5 tonnes of carbon dioxide every year.
• Don’t leave your appliances on standby.
  • Try the Intelliplug which automatically powers off your computer peripherals (monitor, speakers etc) when you switch off your PC. (Or get a Mac mini.)
• Eat less meat and more local, organic food.
  • Believe it or not, the stomachs of the world’s 1.4 billion cows account for 14% of global emissions of methane, a greenhouse gas 20 times more potent than CO2. (Damn that’s a lot of cow farting.)
• Get involved, stay informed.
  • Spend two minutes emailing your MP on behalf of Friends of the Earth, Greenpeace or Stop Climate Chaos and you can get back to the sofa knowing you’ve done your bit for the day.

Know of any other lazy-green tips? Let us know in the comments!