It’s Only Tuesday

by Mr. Lazy

Although it seems like it should be later in the week, it’s not. It’s only Tuesday, The Onion reports.

“The current Tuesday is keeping apace with past Tuesdays with no more than one ten-thousandth of a second’s variation at the most,” NIST spokeswoman Dr. Geraldine Schach said. “However, I sympathize with the common consensus that this week has already been a colossal pain in the neck.”

I agree!

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