That’s why this site is called, Be Lazier. Have a good holiday weekend, see you all next week with new stories about peeing and whatnot.

Phone books are a complete waste of space, energy, and outdated. Not to mention that but they are really not suited for the lazy at heart. Who can be bothered to search for a listing, when there is the Internet?

Most states offer some (usually free) way to recycle those big ugly yellow paperweights.

It’s a great way to be green the lazy way and even get your kids involved. Recycling is great and all, but if you really want to stop the paper war, write to your Congressperson and tell them how much they suck much waste phone books create. Oh, and they are a pain in the ass to get rid off, tell them that too.

It may destroy your lungs, but at least it will keep you from having to wash your hands…though licking can be fun.

[via Gizmodo]

Get nutrition and curb your appetite quickly with a few eggs, some canned veggies, and tomato sauce.

You can prepare a cheap meal by getting some omega-3 enhanced eggs, a can of corn, and some pasta sauce. Begin by coating the pan with olive oil; heat the oil for about 2 minutes on a medium burn, then add the corn (after you’ve drained the water).

Let the corn cook for about 4 more minutes - in the meantime, whip the eggs in a separate pan. Add the whipped eggs on top of the corn, and right before they are almost cooked, add a generous amount of tomato sauce.

The eggs contain protein, and the canned corn is pretty healthy (though frozen would be better, but take longer), and the tomato sauce will help protect your prostate if you have one.