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The Cruzin Cooler Combines What You Think It Does

Mr. Lazy — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 07:00:10 +0000

It’s a real product and there are 8 models with start from $399.00.

Cool Your Beer, Bitches, and Butts With The E20 Aluminum Locking Cooler

How To Chill A 6 Pack In Less Than 3 Minutes

Mr. Lazy — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 07:00:27 +0000

All you need is some water, ice, and rock salt (kosher and sea salt work too). Follow the instructions below and you should have ice cold beer in about 3 minutes.

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I’m too lazy to try this myself, but next time I want to get drunk fasthave a cold one quickly, I’ll give it a shot. There’s also something called a refrigerator. If you’re on a road trip, cool your beers in the E20 Aluminium Locking Cooler in the car for cold food and drinks at your destination.

Fill Your Coffee Pot With Clean Cups, Not The Coffee Pot

Mr. Lazy — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 07:00:35 +0000

Most of us who drink coffee make a fresh pot in the morning. In the hazy fog of sleep, we usually refill the coffee maker by filling the coffee pot with water. Filling the coffee maker with water from a clean glass each time can save you time and keep your coffee tasting good.

The coffee pot is filled with coffee each morning and every time you fill your coffee machine from water with it, you gunk it up. This can be remedied with vinegar, but if you’re truly lazy you’ll want to put that off as long as you can. Using a clean cup each time will effectively double the time between cleanings.

Your coffee will taste fresher too since the old coffee water won’t ruin the taste of your Starbucks beans. Unless you plan on drinking your coffee through an iStraw each time, follow this advice.

Cool Your Beer, Bitches, and Butts With The E20 Aluminum Locking Cooler

Mr. Lazy — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 07:00:41 +0000

Aside from those 3 essentials, you can keep your food and Jell-O shooters at a crisp 43.2 degrees F with the E20 Aluminum Locking Cooler.

The device saves you from dealing with melting ice and half-assed warm-as-my-ass-crack beer. The E20 must be plugged into a home or car outlet. The nice thing is you can have ice cold soda on your way to the beach without stopping.

The E20 costs $129.99 and certainly won’t fit your Heineken DraughtKeg or Beerbelly but maybe your dildo sausage.

Have A Mini-Keg Party With Heineken DraughtKeg

Mr. Lazy — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 07:00:03 +0000

The Heiniken DraughtKeg stores 5 liters of beer and makes for an instant keg party without the hassle of picking up a full size steel barrel.

The DraughtKeg has it’s own internal CO2 compressor so there is no pumping action required – you just flip the lever. Beer stays ~~fresh~~ drinkable for up to 30 days after the keg is tapped.

It might be old news to some of you, but I recently discovered the Heiniken DraughtKeg, which goes for about $20. If you plan on drinking at a sporting event, teacher-parent conference, or somewhere else you ~~shouldn’t~~ can’t, the DraughtKeg has enough juice to fill up your Beerbelly.

iStraw

Mr. Lazy — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 11:55:57 +0000

The iStraw filters 99.99% of all waterborne bacteria through its built-in filter. The iStraw is capable of filtering up to 500 liters of water before you need to replace the filter cartridge.

The nice thing is for $40 you won’t have to go through the pains to refill a water filter around the house, or worry about explosive diarrhea while traveling overseas.

iStraw [via Gizmodo]

Beerbelly, The Freedom To Drink Anywhere

Mr. Lazy — Thu, 17 May 2007 07:00:51 +0000

The Beerbelly makes you look like a fat slob so you can sneak in beer (or other booze) into baseball games, concerts, and wedding receptions. You’ll not only save money but be able to get drunk at completely inappropriate times by using the tube attached to the fake gut.

The Beerbelly is about $100 with $20 in shipping. It’s worth about 80 ounces of beer per fill and can even be used around the house so you don’t have to get up to get tipsy.

Now if the Beerbelly ain’t lazy, I don’t know what is.