Cool Your Beer, Bitches, and Butts With The E20 Aluminum Locking Cooler

by Mr. Lazy

Aside from those 3 essentials, you can keep your food and Jell-O shooters at a crisp 43.2 degrees F with the E20 Aluminum Locking Cooler.

The device saves you from dealing with melting ice and half-assed warm-as-my-ass-crack beer. The E20 must be plugged into a home or car outlet. The nice thing is you can have ice cold soda on your way to the beach without stopping.

The E20 costs $129.99 and certainly won’t fit your Heineken DraughtKeg or Beerbelly but maybe your dildo sausage.

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