Most of us who drink coffee make a fresh pot in the morning. In the hazy fog of sleep, we usually refill the coffee maker by filling the coffee pot with water. Filling the coffee maker with water from a clean glass each time can save you time and keep your coffee tasting good.

The coffee pot is filled with coffee each morning and every time you fill your coffee machine from water with it, you gunk it up. This can be remedied with vinegar, but if you’re truly lazy you’ll want to put that off as long as you can. Using a clean cup each time will effectively double the time between cleanings.

Your coffee will taste fresher too since the old coffee water won’t ruin the taste of your Starbucks beans. Unless you plan on drinking your coffee through an iStraw each time, follow this advice.

Aside from those 3 essentials, you can keep your food and Jell-O shooters at a crisp 43.2 degrees F with the E20 Aluminum Locking Cooler.

The device saves you from dealing with melting ice and half-assed warm-as-my-ass-crack beer. The E20 must be plugged into a home or car outlet. The nice thing is you can have ice cold soda on your way to the beach without stopping.

The E20 costs $129.99 and certainly won’t fit your Heineken DraughtKeg or Beerbelly but maybe your dildo sausage.

The Heiniken DraughtKeg stores 5 liters of beer and makes for an instant keg party without the hassle of picking up a full size steel barrel.

The DraughtKeg has it’s own internal CO2 compressor so there is no pumping action required - you just flip the lever. Beer stays fresh drinkable for up to 30 days after the keg is tapped.

It might be old news to some of you, but I recently discovered the Heiniken DraughtKeg, which goes for about $20. If you plan on drinking at a sporting event, teacher-parent conference, or somewhere else you shouldn’t can’t, the DraughtKeg has enough juice to fill up your Beerbelly.

The iStraw filters 99.99% of all waterborne bacteria through its built-in filter. The iStraw is capable of filtering up to 500 liters of water before you need to replace the filter cartridge.

The nice thing is for $40 you won’t have to go through the pains to refill a water filter around the house, or worry about explosive diarrhea while traveling overseas.

iStraw [via Gizmodo]

The Beerbelly makes you look like a fat slob so you can sneak in beer (or other booze) into baseball games, concerts, and wedding receptions. You’ll not only save money but be able to get drunk at completely inappropriate times by using the tube attached to the fake gut.

The Beerbelly is about $100 with $20 in shipping. It’s worth about 80 ounces of beer per fill and can even be used around the house so you don’t have to get up to get tipsy.

Now if the Beerbelly ain’t lazy, I don’t know what is.