Phone books are a complete waste of space, energy, and outdated. Not to mention that but they are really not suited for the lazy at heart. Who can be bothered to search for a listing, when there is the Internet?

Most states offer some (usually free) way to recycle those big ugly yellow paperweights.

It’s a great way to be green the lazy way and even get your kids involved. Recycling is great and all, but if you really want to stop the paper war, write to your Congressperson and tell them how much they suck much waste phone books create. Oh, and they are a pain in the ass to get rid off, tell them that too.

Those of you who have kids can really use them as workers in your evil plots of world domination, house cleaners, and eco-warriors. Parenting.com’s list is a bit weak if you ask me and you can make your kids take an extra step.

Put your kids in charge of reminding you to switch off the lights when you leave a room.

Better yet, why not make them turn off the lights for you if they’re tall enough? Teaching them to pick up trash around the house, turn off the water when they brush their teeth,  and have them eat organic. Maybe the best way (aside from doing slave-labor like litter cleanup) is to teach them the importance of respecting the world around them.

Randomn3ss is supporting Blog Action Day coming up on October 15 and you can win a water bottle simply by dropping them a comment.

Aside from being a really lazy way to win something for free, you’ll also be helping out the environment so you can look forward to years of getting fat and watching TV.

Not only can the use of water bottles cut back on waste, they save you from having to do more dishes and if you use an iStraw you might never have to wash your Refill Not Landfill bottle.

Let us know in the comments if you’ve entered, I have! Hey it’s free and I don’t have to get up to win. Remember, be lazier

It doesn’t take much energy to make your life greener and MSN recommends 13 quick ways to do so. Aside from changing your light bulbs from tungsten to compact fluorescent you can buy renewable energy offsets and insulate your water heater - a one time deal.

The obvious way to pull the plug on so-called energy vampires is to do just that — pull the plug. If you don’t want to keep rebooting your PC, you can reduce the juice to it by putting both the monitor and the computer itself in sleep mode when they’re not in use. Computers operating on snooze control use about 95% less electricity than those running on full powers.

Pulling the pull on certain appliances may be practical (and quick for sure), if you want you computer to save energy after it’s done illegally downloading music, install the CO2 Saver. MSN’s list makes a good addition to these 10 lazy ways to save energy.

The Snap CO2 Saver is a small free application that automatically adjusts the energy settings on your computer. The CO2 Saver makes your machine runs more efficiently and use less electricity, and runs quietly n the background.

CO2 Saver also displays how many tons of CO2 you individually have saved, as well as the total for all CO2 saver users. CO2 Saver is available for download on Windows machines only and does not contain any added spyware or advertisements.

Less CO2 is generated by the lower power consumption and you do your part for Ma Nature and your pocketbook at the same time. Also, it saves you from trying to figure out cryptic energy settings on you computer.

It’s very difficult to be lazy if there is no planet to be lazy on. There are some effective ways to go green without leaving your room.

• Switch to a green energy supplier on the web.
  • This is one of the easiest and most effective things you can do to reduce your energy use - an average household could save 1.5 tonnes of carbon dioxide every year.
• Don’t leave your appliances on standby.
  • Try the Intelliplug which automatically powers off your computer peripherals (monitor, speakers etc) when you switch off your PC. (Or get a Mac mini.)
• Eat less meat and more local, organic food.
  • Believe it or not, the stomachs of the world’s 1.4 billion cows account for 14% of global emissions of methane, a greenhouse gas 20 times more potent than CO2. (Damn that’s a lot of cow farting.)
• Get involved, stay informed.
  • Spend two minutes emailing your MP on behalf of Friends of the Earth, Greenpeace or Stop Climate Chaos and you can get back to the sofa knowing you’ve done your bit for the day.

Know of any other lazy-green tips? Let us know in the comments!