Man Hides Dildos In Sausages

by Mr. Lazy

A German man headed for Dubai was discovered to have two sausages with dildos inside of them.

The 50 year old man bought the sausages from a butcher, only to return them soon after and asked they be kept in the freezer. A clerk at the shop noticed the sausage had gotten heavier.

There are way too many sausage/meat/fake-penis jokes to make here so I won’t. I wonder if this dude was gay or straight and if we could find out by watching him walk. Dubai has some strict customs laws, I wonder what they’d think if they found the plastic ding-dongs.

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