Check The Freshness of Your Meat: SensorFreshQ

by Mr. Lazy

The SensorFreshQ tells you instantly if your meat is fresh enough to eat. The device ($89.95) actually measures the levels of harmful bacteria in red meat and poultry (not fish) and tells you if it’s safe to eat.

Hold the meat stick an inch above your meat and push the magic button.

Most people just buy meat, eat it and throw it out. At least now you’ll know that you won’t be getting rid of your meat by puking it up. Too bad there isn’t a dildo-detecting sausage stick to go along with the SensorFreshQ.

Just make sure your meat doesn’t earn the red light – “Freshness Not Assured”. For the record, my meat is always fresh.

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