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Microwave Popcorn Makers To Omit Lung Hazardous Chemicals
iled Under (Food) by aop1980 on 13-09-2007

Microwave popcorn is great fast-no-nutrition food although it has toxic materials in it that cause the little air sacs in your lungs to shrink and fill with mucus. We no longer have to fear bronchiolitis obliterans anymore since Orville Redenbacher, Act II, Pop Secret and Jolly Time are changing their lung-killer recipe.

Diacetyl which gives microwave popcorn that buttery flavor goodness is being phased out within a year. The other popcorn makes said they’d do it “eventually”. So you now have the choice between having man-boobs or having man-boobs and suffering a breathless slow death. Yummy!

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    3 Comments posted on "Microwave Popcorn Makers To Omit Lung Hazardous Chemicals"
    sista D on September 14th, 2007 at 11:53 am #

    well that just ruined popcorn for me. THANKS.


    aop on September 14th, 2007 at 11:58 am #

    Is it the man-boobs, or the slow, breathless death?


    Be Lazier » Blog Archive » Kraft Making Worker-Lung-Destroying Popcorn Butter Flavor on October 5th, 2007 at 6:56 am #

    [...] aop: Is it the man-boobs, or the slow, breathless death? [...]


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