The laziest way to keep a tight budget is not to give any out to freeloaders and drug addicts the less fortunate. Britney Spears has been flinging her money around without hesitation, but only donated $500 to charity last year court records show.

Although she’s often photographed eating fast food, Spears declares she spends about $4,758 per month dining out. Meanwhile, she spends zero on education, savings and investments and gives $500 a month in charitable contributions, the documents said.

Good thing, I forgot to tell everyone not to spend any money on education, savings, and investments either, even if your comeback was a disaster.