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In fact, I’ve decided to use the Lazy Bloggers Post Generator to finish up this post:
OMG! I just totally realized I have not updated this since Paris Hilton was in jail… You would not believe that I’d been abducted by aliens. Dudes!.
I am swilling chardonnay with only your readership as life preserver, soaking in the tub, just generally being a biatch to the bodyguards of the blogger I am stalking, my day drifts aimlessly from midday to I run out of alcohol. I am not complaining though. I need a nap.
I will try to remember I promised you to update at least once a week. No, really! Assuming I don’t get distracted by counting my chest hairs..
[via: Learn-Learn-Learn]
