Brush Once A Day If You Have To

by Mr. Lazy

Brushing your teeth is one of the first hassles you have to deal with in the mornings, right after peeing. It’s a necessary song and dance in the morning to ward off bad breath, but if you’re tired at night from doing nothing all day skip it.

By not brushing at night you’ll be saving some water, time, and headache, knowing that your morning breath awaits. Plus you can keep eating in bed in front of the TV and not ruin the after taste.

If you’re really pressed for time, there’s nothing like a little mouthwash and gum instead of brushing. I mean, your mouth will smell the same (sort of).

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