Measure How Far You Can Throw Your Balls By Yourself With A Ball That Tells You

by Mr. Lazy

It’s hard to get kids out the door, teach them math, and then expect them to find friends – now you don’t have to. The Virtual Distance Football takes the pressure off parents by giving them a friend that they can play with for hours.

I can almost guarantee that children will try to combine the ball-ness of the VDF with the measuring powers of the toy. They’ll most likely use it to gauge the distance from the sofa to, say, your favorite lamp, the cat, or the mean old lady across the street.

Good thing the VDF is only $20, you’ll need the extra cash to pay for all of the broken items in your home and for the lawsuits you’re sure to face.

[via Fosfor Gadgets]

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