Be Lazier

Organizing Wastes Time

According to the author of Perfect Mess: The Hidden Benefits of Disorder, Just because your idea of “organized” is scattered or mixed up doesn’t mean you’re necessarily slower or less efficient; you may just have your own system. And if you’re naturally a little sloppy, what really wastes time is struggling to maintain strict order. […]

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Dartmouth College Research Highlights Benefits of Daydreaming

A new study finds that taking 5-15 minute time out to let your brain wander can actually make your brain get some work done. Your brain may actually be processing important issues that aren’t relevant at that immediate moment. Further more, napping for about 20 minutes a day on the couch may look lazy but […]

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Brush Once A Day If You Have To

Brushing your teeth is one of the first hassles you have to deal with in the mornings, right after peeing. It’s a necessary song and dance in the morning to ward off bad breath, but if you’re tired at night from doing nothing all day skip it. By not brushing at night you’ll be saving […]

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Lawyer Too Sleepy To Represent Client

It would seem that if your job is to defend a person who may spend the rest of their life in jail you’d get some rest the night before. A defense attorney tried a different argument to win his convicted client a new murder trial: The attorney was too sleepy. Charles R. Curbo wrote in […]

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Lazy Sunday

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Man Makes 2 U-Turns On Interstate Almost Killing Many Because He’s Lost

So people just take the next exit and get back in the interstate if they are going the wrong way. Not this driver. A “confused” driver made two U-turns on Interstate 5, nearly causing two head-on crashes, then exited from the freeway before she could be stopped, state troopers said Well, I’m sure it saved […]

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Speak The Mantra: Can’t Be Bothered

Often times we lazies want to simply say “I don’t want to do that” but are often met with the response of, “why not?” Since laziness has such a stigma associated with it, we can give a classy response, feel in control, and put pressure on the other person for inconveniencing us. Speak and let […]

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Woman Pushes Baby On Segway

Now that’s lazy.

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Give Your Package A Boost Without A Hooker

You can now give the rocks in your Speedo an instant makeover with the Aussiebum “Wonderbra” for men’s crotches. If you want to impress the ladies, and fast, here’s is your lazy ticket to Dateland. It’s “all natural,” with “no rings, string, padding, or anything.” It uses all your “own parts” to make your bulge […]

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