Be Lazier

Make Your Own Cafe Mocha

Every morning you run to Starbucks to pay $4 for a choco-coco-mocha-latte-tatti-totty, waste 15 minutes in line, and fight more traffic…take some advice from those who know lazy. Instead of wasting money, time, and effort, grab a cup of coffee from work. Pour some cream or milk if that’s your thing. Then, and here’s the […]

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Be Lazy, Cheap & Healthy with Freezer Meals

Healthy freezer meals are a triple threat – cheap, good for you and best of all, there’s no dishes to do afterwards! Brands like Lean Cuisine, Healthy Choice and Smart Ones go on sale all the time at the grocery store. It’s almost unheard of that at least one of these brands isn’t on sale […]

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Like Boobs? Like Gadgets? Combine the Two!

Combining things that really don’t need to be combined is what laziness is all about, even if the combination expends more energy than is saves. Take for example two things we all really like. Boobs, a worldwide favorite go great with many things. Gadgets, like video games, PDAs, and nose-hair pluckers often get in the […]

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Watching TV Burns More Calories If You Eat While Doing It

You see, watching TV burns 55 calories per hours if you weigh 120lbs, and 70 if you’re up to 175. The more you weigh, the more you burn. Drinking alcohol while you’re binging in front of the tube makes your blood thinner, giving your heart a break. Although we hear having a heart attack is […]

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Polat Productions Editors Playing In Hoops For The Homeless Tournament

Polat Productions write: The Polat Productions editors are competing in the Hoops for the Homeless 3-on-3 basketball tournament. We’ve already contributed $1,000 to the cause. Over 12,000 people in the Washington DC metro area are homeless, and 25% of them are children. Please come out and cheer us on, on June 9 at the Verizon […]

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Skip The Drawer Step Of Doing Dishes

Doing dishes has got to be the biggest hassle a lazy person can encounter. It’s a multi-step process but the house smells if you skip it. You can remove one of those steps by simply putting in a good mix of cups, plates, and silverware in the dishwasher. Wash a full load and then use […]

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Don’t Flush Pee

Now if you really want to take laziness to the millisecond level, don’t flush after you pee. Not only does this work at home, but public urinals too. You will save a few seconds of time after each trip to the loo. Not only that but you won’t get sick as much (God knows where […]

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